unsubstantiatedrumors:

90% of tumblr is so far up its own fucking arse they can see the back of their teeth.

allmyswallows:

Get every last drop, my darling.

I thought she only had one arm fur a second

letsgetnaaaaaaaked:

Just another lunch

Like a boss?

aaronhawks:

Can you smell the grass?

Planking, ymca

disgustinghuman:

fithealthyandhappy:

Zucchini Pizza Bites   

Ingredients

• 4 slices large zucchini 1/4” thick (or 1 medium zucchini cut on diagnal)
• Olive oil
• 2 tbsp pizza sauce
• 1/4 cup part skim mozzarella
• salt & pepper

Method

• Cut zucchini about 1/4 inch thick.
• Spray both side lightly with oil and season with salt and pepper. 
• Broil or grill for about 2 minute on each side.
• Top with sauce and cheese and broil for an additional minute or two. (Careful not to burn cheese)

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vulvart:

Pussy Pipes by WoodysWhirled

Hmmm

Daaaaymn

unsubstantiatedrumors:

r-i-o-t:

when you think a night will be shit because it contains no alcohol

is that a sign of alcoholism

You’re british, it’s standard for us.

One sided as fuck. I dont fucking understand you trendy fuck ahhhhhh womp womp [edit] .it’s amazing, because I hate to ’ love’ . And.i love to hate you. You’re a bull headed fuck ass… Calm yer shit down…fucker